next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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