3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
My brain says no but my pants say off.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
do herpes really smell.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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