its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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