it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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