So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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