I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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