He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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