im about as happy as oj after his trial
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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