So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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