she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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