How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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