So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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