i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Randomize
