I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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