I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
my nose is crying tears of wow.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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