we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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