You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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