why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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