oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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