1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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