I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
So many bounce houses so little time
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
So squirting runs in the family.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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