Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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