Umm I'm too high to move.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
She announced her abortion via fbk
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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