feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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