Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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