I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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