trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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