Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
