A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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