I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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