am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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