she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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