Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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