that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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