My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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