Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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