I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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