Kareoke will never be a sober sport
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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