Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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