She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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