Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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