Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I puked a lego.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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