No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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