i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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