I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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