i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I miss vodka workout Fridays
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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