i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
