Yo dont text me then not text me
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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