To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
