So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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